Sunday, December 15, 2013

The Fault In Our Stars Project

Attention the Fault In our Stars readers! Have you wanted to show your love for the book like I have? Have you wanted to scream at the world to read this book? Have you wanted your boyfriend/girlfriend/cat to be able to show their love for the book as much as you? Well you’re in luck. John Green the author of the Fault in Our Stars, Looking For Alaska and many other books has decided to create a merch line exclusively for The Fault in Our Stars! The line will contain his and her t-shirts that say; “Okay?” and “Okay” representing the key  term the main characters Augustus and Hazel would say to each other instead of saying the typical “forever” or “I love you”. This is the perfect gift that John Green lover that all of us must have! And it’s the perfect gift for your boyfriend or girlfriend to show that you do in fact love them without saying that cheesy three letter word (ew). Guys if you want your special someone to like you a billion times more; you will buy your special someone this shirt and you will take a cheesy social media photo of you two holding hands with you wearing your “okay?” shirt and them wearing theirs that says “okay.” Like bro, that’s major brownie points, and you most likely need them… Yes, I know, your girlfriend sent John fan mail complains about how you don’t like the book, she’s mad at you. Now buy this shirt and read the book and get those points back bro.
Now don’t think he forgot about you cat lovers out there! John has you covered. John created a special cloud costume that you can have your cats wear to the world premier of The fault In Our Stars Movie premier! Yes, that means you can have your furry friend watching the movie with you on opening night (shhhhh, this is hush hush info. John wouldn’t like me telling you that part. He’s a fellow cat lover himself. See now you got me telling you top secret information.) The costume will be the cloud from the cover. The cloud will be able to hold cat treats in the secret pocket that’s located where your cats belly would be. There will also be a not so secret pouch that you can have your fault in our stars book in. That’s my favorite pocket out of the two. John didn’t like that I misused the tummy pocket to sneak in candy to his office. John doesn’t like candy. There you go again getting information out me of me that is top secret. Well who cares because you’re his greatest fans that have their own blogs dedicated to his book so hopefully he wouldn’t mind. But since you have me telling you all these things I think it’s okay if I tell you this one little detail about the movie that is now complete. The movie is 100% accurate to the book. There are no added scenes or anything! Okay, I have now said too much. I may get fired for all this but it’s worth it. THE PEOPLE MUST KNOW! 

4 comments:

  1. I think the T-shirt idea is really good and that people would buy them. I'm not sure I get the connection of the cat cloud suit to the actual story...seems a little disconnected. I also don't see any quotes from the book or a visual.

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  2. That cat costume would be a hot item. Every cat lover would go crazy cloud cat rage. Any way I like the little sub-plot-sort-of-thing-i-like-hyphens that you did with it's all top secret. The only thing that i thought was a little out there was making the movie with no changes made at all. I don't think thats every happened ever in the history of movies.

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  3. I think the cloud costume idea is really creative and funny, but I don't know how much readers would get out of that, considering that cats haven't read the book.

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  4. I love the t-shirt idea! It would be really cute using terms from the book that Hazel said to Augustus. I think it would sell well for fans of the book.

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