Attention the Fault In
our Stars readers! Have you wanted to show your love for the book like I
have? Have you wanted to scream at the world to read this book? Have you wanted
your boyfriend/girlfriend/cat to be able to show their love for the book as much
as you? Well you’re in luck. John Green the author of the Fault in Our Stars, Looking For Alaska and many other books has
decided to create a merch line exclusively for The Fault in Our Stars! The line will contain his and her t-shirts
that say; “Okay?” and “Okay” representing the key term the main characters Augustus and Hazel
would say to each other instead of saying the typical “forever” or “I love
you”. This is the perfect gift that John Green lover that all of us must have!
And it’s the perfect gift for your boyfriend or girlfriend to show that you do
in fact love them without saying that cheesy three letter word (ew). Guys if
you want your special someone to like you a billion times more; you will buy
your special someone this shirt and you will take a cheesy social media photo
of you two holding hands with you wearing your “okay?” shirt and them wearing
theirs that says “okay.” Like bro, that’s major brownie points, and you most
likely need them… Yes, I know, your girlfriend sent John fan mail complains
about how you don’t like the book, she’s mad at you. Now buy this shirt and
read the book and get those points back bro.
Now don’t think he forgot about you
cat lovers out there! John has you covered. John created a special cloud
costume that you can have your cats wear to the world premier of The fault In
Our Stars Movie premier! Yes, that means you can have your furry friend
watching the movie with you on opening night (shhhhh, this is hush hush info.
John wouldn’t like me telling you that part. He’s a fellow cat lover himself.
See now you got me telling you top secret information.) The costume will be the
cloud from the cover. The cloud will be able to hold cat treats in the secret
pocket that’s located where your cats belly would be. There will also be a not
so secret pouch that you can have your fault in our stars book in. That’s my
favorite pocket out of the two. John didn’t like that I misused the tummy
pocket to sneak in candy to his office. John doesn’t like candy. There you go
again getting information out me of me that is top secret. Well who cares
because you’re his greatest fans that have their own blogs dedicated to his
book so hopefully he wouldn’t mind. But since you have me telling you all these
things I think it’s okay if I tell you this one little detail about the movie
that is now complete. The movie is
100% accurate to the book. There are no added scenes or anything! Okay, I have
now said too much. I may get fired for all this but it’s worth it. THE PEOPLE
MUST KNOW!